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sherbot: theboywhofangirled: TOTALLY JUST CONVINCED MY BRITISH FRIEND THE AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:50:12 -0700

theboywhofangirled:

TOTALLY JUST CONVINCED MY BRITISH FRIEND THE AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM USES SHARPS AND FLATS IN GRADING LIKE A-, Ab, A, A#, AND A+ AND SHE’S TOTALLY BUYING IT

YOU LITTLE SHIT

alwaysbelieveinfutures: tincanlantern: The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs I am...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:33:32 -0700

alwaysbelieveinfutures:

tincanlantern:

The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs

I am 300% done with you guys.

just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:33:21 -0700

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

someneedithot: free—your—minds: awwww omfg

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:31:49 -0700

someneedithot:

free—your—minds:

awwww omfg

initiala: A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:31:25 -0700

initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:27:15 -0700

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman: So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:26:45 -0700

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.

eyeslikecominghome: a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:37:34 -0700

eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:28:17 -0700

moonupabove: askinnyblackman: elloelen: theprettygoodgatsby: piffsburg: Females: I want equal...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:09:26 -0700

moonupabove:

askinnyblackman:

elloelen:

theprettygoodgatsby:

piffsburg:

Females: I want equal rights.
Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.

Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit

Even if they throw the first punch?

how about no one hits anyone because hitting people is wrong

#god damn we learned this shit in like kindergarten

karlimeaghan: I found more.

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:00:55 -0700

karlimeaghan:

I found more.

Everything I Touch Turns To Gay: kyungsobs: Chubby Fashion Finds: within-my-wish: Hoechlin Homo:...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:52:39 -0700

Everything I Touch Turns To Gay: kyungsobs: Chubby Fashion Finds: within-my-wish: Hoechlin Homo:...:

Chubby Fashion Finds: within-my-wish: Hoechlin Homo: legendofserket: shaleimp: drake hit on…

chubbyfashion:

within-my-wish:

Hoechlin Homo: legendofserket: shaleimp: drake hit on nicki minaj and claimed he fell…

shakethecobwebs:

legendofserket:

drake hit on nicki minaj and claimed he fell in love with her when they first met and invited her to get food with him and later on in the day he showed up at her door with food she took it and slammed the door in his face

nicki minaj called out steven tyler for making a racist comment and wouldn’t let it go until he publicly apologized to her

nicki minaj makes sure that when her younger relatives listen to her music that they listen to the clean version

when eminem used a homophobic slur in her song she was incredibly uncomfortable about it and spoke to several people in her music team about what she should do about it

she literally tried to give her fans instructions on how to make brownies on twitter

I REALLY LOVE NICKI MINAJ

can i also just

she called out perez hilton, who put on his blog “that she told rihanna to sit her ass down” and she responded with “I AM SICK OF THE SHIT YOU PUT UP! DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THE SHIT YOU POST?”

when nicki minaj performed her first show the stage wasn’t lightning properly and after the show she yelled at her team and the first thing that came out was “MY FANS STAYED OUT FROM 7 PM TO 1 AM TO SEE ME, THEY DON’T DESERVE THIS”

one time after a show the crowd was so loud after a performance she went back out and performed in her robe

she put bacon in the microwave

even though lil wayne told her not to she bought him a brand new motorcycle with his name engraved on it

after the American idol q&a she stayed afterwards to talk to her fans and even pushed her security guard out of the way so she can get closer

when asked if she could donate to a can food drive she said no she couldn’t because she didn’t have any cans, but she felt so bad she donated $15,000

this face:

She called out sexism in the music industry while putting on her eyeliner perfectly.

Her song “I’m the best”

She speaks her mind and doesn’t back down.

She is adamant about the fact that femininity doesn’t have only one definition and that femininity is powerful.

You can like or dislike her music as you see fit, but she’s an awesome person who owns her self image, and that is cool as hell.

siriusly-slytherin: aliveinmusic: One of these does not...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:48:21 -0700

siriusly-slytherin:

aliveinmusic:

One of these does not belong.

You’re right, Fred’s dead.

theangelgabrieldidmyhair: The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:39:13 -0700

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy

gorgeousdarren: when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:39:01 -0700

gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

nicoleforslund: me when someone tries to explain math

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:04:01 -0700

nicoleforslund:

me when someone tries to explain math

thatdisneyworldblog: I think this is the most hilarious thing

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:22:28 -0700

thatdisneyworldblog:

I think this is the most hilarious thing

oheyitsroi: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMY.

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:21:10 -0700

oheyitsroi:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMY.

nargles4life: brokeass-artist: 100me97: xclitinthepitx: rotfu...

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:09:17 -0700

nargles4life:

brokeass-artist:

100me97:

xclitinthepitx:

rotfuenf:

A random ball pit is set up in the middle of a city
And this is what happens as people approach it.

this made me so happy.

I couldn’t stop smiling

;_; I’M SO HAPPY

one of the coolest things I’ve ever watched

hello-hey-hi: mar-ble: spunkei: nice-wig-janis: ponderin-g: ...

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:07:07 -0700

hello-hey-hi:

mar-ble:

spunkei:

nice-wig-janis:

ponderin-g:

juxtapologist:

Look at them being immensely rad.

My main gang

rip

heath ahh, best movie everrrrr

♥♥

Heath baby. ♥