June 2012
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OH MY GOD
My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and
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This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5...
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MONEY.
Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.
Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….
My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS
chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ?
brunetteinferno:
OMG I didnt notice until today.I reblogged this and got 10 dollars :D
got to pay...
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I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at...
Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
Me: uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL
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oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
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my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes
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yesterdayisadisgrace:
OMG THERE WAS A HUGE STORM WHERE I LIVE AND A TREE FELL SO I SENT A PICTURE IN TO THE NEWS ‘CAUSE THEY ASK FOR THAT KIND OF SHIT AND I DON’T SORT MY PICTURES INTO FOLDERS AND I ACCIDENTLY SENT THEM THIS:
crying
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laurenomgfuq:
dylan and cole sprouse are 20 that’s so raven has been off the tv (other than reruns) for 6 years lizzie mcguire ended over 9 years ago shrek 1 came out 11 years ago hilary duff is pregnant miley cyrus is engaged monsters inc came out 11 years ago how fucking old am i
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Coming to Tumblr was probably one of the best...
thefaggotmonster:
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“Fantasy is silver and scarlet, indigo and azure, obsidian veined with gold and...”
– George R.R. Martin. (via kayleyhyde)
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Do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t know what a ship is or what canon means.
We probably just all sound like pirates.
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Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Conservatives: You're destroying this country.
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This is disrespectful on so many levels it makes...
mostlyfreddie:
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pizzaforpresident:
A girl with pink hair just helped me at Walmart and I was like “I know about your tumblr” and all the colour just drained from of her face it was so funny omfg
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Watchinthismadseason:
Darren holds Joey’s leg and then later leaps into his arms for safety.
Clip From Apocalyptour in Los Angeles 5/24
Video captured by me
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When you drop your phone for the first time
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Anonymous asked: Hey girl, is it Easter? Because I wanna search for all yo eggs.
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From the Inner Workings of Caitlin's Mind: WHAT... →
dearestcaitsie:
KATNISS:
[x] You would do anything to protect your family.
[ ] You have good aim.
[ ] You hate cats.
[ ] You like to wear your hair in a braid.
[ ] You find sticking to instructions tough.
[ ] You aren’t too fond of people in general.
[x] You hate being indebted to people.
[ ] You hold grudges.
[ ] You wouldn’t describe yourself as a warm, friendly person—you’ve got about...
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Watching the Avengers
Captain America: Take away that suit of armor, and what are you?
Some guy in the theater: SHERLOCK HOLMES
