May 2012
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I'm assuming the London Olympics will have...
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lauriartyhiddlesbatch:
dawn-bells:
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Joe Walker is just complete hottness
joewalkerssecretplace4546:
My god he’s beautiful. I mean just look at him-
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<3
i was like 20 feet away from him last night
dear god i wanted to run onto the stage and jump him
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Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has...
artninja-mcrockviking:
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex. Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….
Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like.
These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
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omg I can't wait for Catching Fire midnight...
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sandwichonpeeta:
We will all be like “It starts at midnight”
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elasticitymudflap:
i just convinced my 8 year old brother that shia labeouf actually is a cannibal and my mom came in to say goodnight to us and he started crying “sHY-UH BAFFALO IS GOING TO EAT ME IF I GO PEE” and we were trying to calm him down and at one point i screamed “johNNY SHIA LABEOUF ISNT REAL HE’S JUST A MYTH”
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Watchsomething-sort-of-grandish:
hahahaha omfg
what the fuck did i just watch
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Anonymous asked: If I flip a 25 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
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s0tc:
there’s only so much socializing i can handle before i get exhausted and just start getting annoyed of everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself up in my room and play video games or go on the computer
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Watch
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nicoosuxx:
Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you...
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When your parents bring home food you don't eat
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Anonymous asked: I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
Music Shuffle →
imagaybrownie:
Instructions: Put your music player on shuffle and fill in the names of the songs in the order they show up.
My friends see me as: Life Is a Highway (Rascal Flatts)
My day will be like: Get Back (Demi Lovato)
I’ll have a good day if I can just hear: When You Gonna Give It Up to Me (Sean Paul)
Next time I’m in front of a crowd, I’ll say: Seventeen Years (Ratatat) My message to...
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This is a Robert Pattinson appreciation post. I...
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tomlinsarse:
what
my brother just came into my room and put a blob of butter on my arm and just stared at me with the straightest of faces so i asked why he did that and he just whispered, “you never said you didn’t want butter on your arm” before backing out of the door and just staring at me the entire time
just
the fuck
omg
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The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
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Anonymous asked: Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
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According to USA Today, the average tumblr user... →
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I probably spend 2.5 hours a month OFF tumblr
Get your crazy cat lady starter kit here.
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i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
