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moonupabove: askinnyblackman: elloelen: theprettygoodgatsby: piffsburg: Females: I want equal rights. Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female. Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit Even if they throw the first punch? how about no one hits anyone because hitting people is wrong #god damn we learned this...
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Everything I Touch Turns To Gay: kyungsobs: Chubby... →
Chubby Fashion Finds: within-my-wish: Hoechlin Homo: legendofserket: shaleimp: drake hit on… chubbyfashion: within-my-wish: Hoechlin Homo: legendofserket: shaleimp: drake hit on nicki minaj and claimed he fell… shakethecobwebs: legendofserket: drake hit on nicki minaj and claimed he fell in love with her when they first met and invited her to get food with him and later on in the...
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theangelgabrieldidmyhair: The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
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gorgeousdarren: when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
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hussiescondensedevil: eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow
May 16th
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tea-britannia: kestrel-bird: combeferresque: fourfucks: all fandoms have that one fucking overused quote that is on 99.9% of the  edits  #genius billionaire playboy philanthropist gripped you tight and raised you from a highly functioning sociopath and i swear we were infinite always i dont know if youre agreeing or adding in harry potter
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timeywimeyconsultinghufflepuff: rainbowllamasonaboat: the-companions-doctor: rainbowllamasonaboat: Sometimes i just stop and think.. WOW i’m almost like a religion. I have people following me. Real people. Fun fact: If you create a religion and at least 10 people follow it, it’s classified as an actual religion HOLY SHIT 
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peach-hero: intelligentairhead: peach-hero: why does no one talk about the movie Sky High Speaking as a vegetarian, I am aware that tumblr hates vegetarians. So…
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queefnation: effervescentindelibleamour: queefnation: I DON’T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, GRATED CHEESE IS BETTER THAN NORMAL CHEESE I think you mean it is…GRATER.
May 16th
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tea-tears-and-bbc: ballerina-austin: deductionswiththedoctor: So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die… and i shit you not at least 1/3 of the class got really pissed at me beacuse they didnt know thats how it ended IT TELLS YOU IN THE PROLOGUE CIVIL BLOOD MAKES CIVIL HANDS UNCLEAN WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT,...
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deathbycas: oncomingbeth: mrthorinton: youmeatpurgatory: improbablenormality: 1chainz: boomitsnialler: take a deep breath and repeat after me: i am not a letter grade i am not a gpa i am not a statistic i am not just a student i am good at something i am more than what an institution tells me i am i am legend i am iron man i am the monster parents tell their children...
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“Remus Lupin was supposed to be on the H.I.V. metaphor. It was someone who had...”
– J.K. Rowling. (via siriusbingers) #close laptop lid #fling self on bed #let out pained wail of agony #repeat as needed (via crownlands)
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darthgravy: does anyone remember law4kids like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING
May 15th
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youllfindmewhenthepandoricaopens: youllfindmewhenthepandoricaopens: mY MATH TEACHER JUST PASSED ME ON THE SIDEWALK AND HE SAID TO ME COMPLETELY SERIOUS “I’m off to go! I’m off to go see the Wizard!” AND THEN HE FUCKING SKIPS AWAY  I JUST GOT A CALL FROM THE SCHOOL SAYING THAT THE MATH TEST TOMORROW HAS BEEN CANCELED BECAUSE OUR TEACHER WON’T BE ATTENDING SCHOOL
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April 2013
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