itsnotcontagiousiswear:

DEAR LORD WHAT HAVE I DONE

loonylunalovegood97:

pusssyliquor-13:

j9tigger:

lolsofunny:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

reblogging for the priceless notes

The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

I love the internet. 

I would buy the shit outta that.

This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.

You guys are lame-o. Clearly Tampax are telling us that it’s safe for this menstruating women to swim in the homeplace of The Great White, because her trusty tampon is so absorbent. Jeez, y’all silly.   

^ With all due respect we’re not the ones cuddling our tampons like it’s a damn teddy

oddhair:

MOLLY HATES TWILIGHT!

THATS WHY SHE KILLED BELLA

I fucking love tumblr.

oh my god

New phone and cleeeeeeean teeth

lauriartyhiddlesbatch:

dawn-bells:

Reblogging because I nearly shat myself when the song started.

I CAN’T

joewalkerssecretplace4546:

My god he’s beautiful. I mean just look at him-

…………………..

<3

i was like 20 feet away from him last night

dear god i wanted to run onto the stage and jump him

artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

thats-just-the-way-we-roll:

suesskram:

team-winchester:

indeathwetrust:

quantumaniac:

What if Logos Told the Truth? 

A series by Viktor Hertz.  

The tumblr one

so true

HOME.

stargleek23:

blainers:

why is artie standing up

it’s a graduation miracle.

GRADUATION MIRACLE

sh4ne:

ellbogen:synthsound:

Who the fuck gets naked for a wank?

 Who said it was having a wank he might be mixing cake mixture ferociously

searched for this just to reblog it because i was just literally mixing cake batter ferociously

peetapantsparty:

sandwichonpeeta:

We will all be like “It starts at midnight”

elasticitymudflap:

i just convinced my 8 year old brother that shia labeouf actually is a cannibal and my mom came in to say goodnight to us and he started crying “sHY-UH BAFFALO IS GOING TO EAT ME IF I GO PEE” and we were trying to calm him down and at one point i screamed “johNNY SHIA LABEOUF ISNT REAL HE’S JUST A MYTH”